Dirty minded computer

I was looking for another word whilst typing my column.  Trying to rearrange a sentence that I am bored or repeatedly writing.  This word is ‘invite’.  As I re write the sentence and search for another word for ‘come’.  I clicked the button for thesaurus and guess what my computer came up with.  Another word for ‘come’ it said ‘semen’.  Not the type of word I was looking for.  Tut, tut..

“Hugging is good medicine. It transfers energy and gives the person hugged an emotional lift. You need four hugs a day for survival. Eight hugs for maintenance. Twelve hugs for growth. Scientists say hugging is a form of communication because it can say things you don’t have the words for. And the nicest thing about a hug is that you usually can’t give one without getting one.” – Anonymous.